davidtennantisattractive:

sebastian-contra-mundum:

coffin-plate:

I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif

that’s it
that’s the play

 #fortinbras is like ‘hey guys i thought i’d drop by and talk land dea- WHAT’ 

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

elizabethmckane:

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

You worry me

vvumblr:

does beyonce measure her weight in beyounces